*sirius black voice* remus will you kill this spider for me
*remus lupin voice* is it trying to hurt you, sirius
*sirius black voice* its on my bed and hurting my heart
*quiet james potter voice* engorgio
*loud, horrified sirius black shrieking*
oh man the best is when a dude is like "you’re not wife material." fucking good. i want to be totalitarian dictator material; blood sucking life ruiner material; fucking bulletproof immortal drug lord material. not your fucking wife you gross asshole.
the radial probability distribution of a n=2 cell is a butt and that makes me laugh
im surprised this didnt go viral
It didn’t go viral because your jokes suck the radial probability distribution of a n=2 cell
I feel like people in horror movies live in an alternate universe where there are no horror movies
That explains a lot
don’t fall for the one who buys you flowers, fall for the one who wants to grow a garden with you
Ah, that’s the great puzzle."